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HERE THERE BE SUPERWHOLOCK
...AND A SHITTON OF DESTIEL
....AND SOME ORPHAN BLACK
.........AND SOME OTHER SHIT
...........FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS WEBSITE
guys:uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:ew fat chicks
guys:why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

(via psychic-octopus)

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

(via deductthebowtie)

Guy 1:Yeah man, I love everything Supernatural.
Guy 2:Same bro. Oh, have you seen that show?
Guy 1:What show?
Guy 2:It's actually called 'Supernatural', it's pretty fucking sweet. There's angels and demons and shit.
Guy 1:Sweet man.
Guy 2:Yeah there's two brothers and they hunt and kill everything. Oh! And this gay angel dude too, he's totally fucking one of the brothers. The shorter one.
Guy 1:What? They actually show that?
Guy 2:No but you can totally tell. They just eye fuck the shit out of each other all the time.
Guy 2:It's funny to watch the other brothers' reactions too. But I mean good for them! At least one of the brothers is getting laid! Haha!

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice, via psychic-octopus)

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sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes…

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

(via whyhellothere2001)

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via beaconkils)

gothtot:

When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay

(Source: weedkinz, via beaconkils)

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

image

(via princess-ivy-fallen-angel)

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

(via princess-ivy-fallen-angel)

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

(via princess-ivy-fallen-angel)

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

(Source: bxdlam, via princess-ivy-fallen-angel)

thelegendofdicks:

hey you
yeah you
if you’re a girl and you have short hair
you’re hella rad no matter what anyone says or thinks okay

(via allthebeautifulthings9828)