|guy:||something spooky's happening|
|fred:||k we'll come check it out|
|fred:||daphne, velma come with me|
|shaggy:||but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone|
|velma:||shut up you two|
|shaggy and scooby:||*run into monster*|
|shaggy:||*oblivious to everything*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 1*|
|shaggy and scooby:||*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 2*|
|*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*|
|velma:||my glasses! i lost my glasses!|
|monster:||*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*|
|*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:||part 3*|
|monster:||whoops i tripped|
|scooby:||i captured you|
|*they pull the monster's mask off*|
|fred:||oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money|
|suspicious guy:||and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog|
|scooby:||ROOBY ROOBY ROO|
...AND A SHITTON OF DESTIEL
....AND SOME ORPHAN BLACK
.........AND SOME OTHER SHIT
...........FUCK ALL OF YOU I HATE THIS WEBSITE
"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….
First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”
But here is what I think you should know.
You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.
You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.
You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).
You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.
In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.
In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
I lost a friend to suicide and it almost killed me. If I lost a follower to suicide…. I don’t know what I would do
THIS IS REAL MAN, REAL LOVE
Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.
Having lived in NYC where its legal to be topless (and yes I took advantage of that fact several times.) I was curious as to why it wasn’t nation wide.
So let’s make it nation wide!
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up
what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes
If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you
I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.